Wheaton College’s Favorite Student Miscellany

4:54 PM - Riley Here. Molly is GONE. Hannah is….sipping on beverages. Our booth is squished between Anime Club and Spanish Club. Coinicidence or fate?
5:00 - Molly had no good pictures on her computer. Except for this guy. WHO IS THIS MOLLY?
5:08 - Hm.
5:10 - Oh look somebody with a lightsaber.
5:17 - And a scooter.
5:17 - This is a pretty tame fair. As far as fairs go. In the traditional sense.
5:20 - “WESENDONK?” “I’m good, thanks.”
5:22 - What other things can we shout at people as they walk by?
5:27 - HERE THEY COME. HERE THEY COME. COMIN’ DOWN THE MOUNTAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THROUGH THE DOORS OF BALFOUR
5:32 - I don’t remember the password to the Wheaton2014 twitter. How will we live-twat now?
5:35 - Answer: We won’t.
5:36 - “I’m on the Rugby team and I’m on the Frisbee Team blah blah blah…” SNOOZE!
5:37 - someone from the fencing clubsocietyteam just gave me the stink eye.
5:41 - gotta go! Hannah will be taking over from here….

5:44 - My first live blog ever, eek! I’ve never felt so alive!
5:46 - I’m starting to feel less alive… there sure are a lot of people avoiding eye-contact with me…
5:48 - One thing I love is that girl that just talked to me. Don’t know her name but would definitely nominate her for the position of someone’s godparent. Not mine but maybe someone else’s. You know how that is…
5:53 - Am I doing this right? I don’t know anything anymore!
5:54 - I’m wondering if they make license plate frames that say something along the lines of, “I’d rather be at Hogwarts!” Can someone get back to me on that?
6:00 - It’s six o’ clock, do you know where President Crutcher is?
6:04 - Today I saw a PUPPY outside chase. He was sitting in mud just asking to cuddle. Another reason to like Wheaton, occasional puppy sightings!
6:10 - I’m feeling a slight draft. Is that coming from the SWSTT (Students Who Support The Tradewinds) club or the door that I’m stationed next to?
6:15 - Scratch that. That club blew off campus with the Bush Administration.
6:16 - I’m feeling confused, weak, shaky. Where’s my intern with my hot chocolate?
6:18 - I wish I had an intern who brought me hot chocolate.
6:19 - NO, a PUPPY who brought me hot chocolate, or better, NUTELLA! Yes, I wish I were surrounded by puppies, some sleepy, some ready to play, but all sporting a jar of nutella on their backs. Ohhhhh!
6:23 - Here’s Jacob Korzun, he’s sporting a swishy orange jacket.
6:33 - Hannah taunts rugby team.
6:34 - Hannah gets a black eye.
6:36 - Really wanna hear about Anime Club’s animes.
6:37 - Turns out the plural of anime is anime. Thanks Anime Club.
6:40 - ~*FaRtZ*~
6:48 - Is what Jacob smells like.
6:55 - Jacob’s licking some creme de la creme right now. In public, Jacob, really?
7:00 - In honor of the hour changing, Hannah intimately reveals that her fur-sona is a golden retriever.
7:00 - It’s ’cause I’m so loyal eat food off the floor, Jacob.
7:11 - No one is here anymore. I think it’s time to pack up! We got 122,762,432 members this year! Thanks fer blagging with us everyone!

4:32 We got a sick table! And fliers! And a sign! (Wesendonk BFFAETDDUPKAMNBSUSTAL Hannah Allen made it, NBD.) We’re sitting in between the Anime Club and the Spanish Club. The activities fair is nothing if not coherent.

4:34 The Wheaton Times has a way cool banner. God bless ‘em!

4:37 I get so nervous. When people walk by the table.

4:39 HI! this is hannah allen. (the first one)…(the real one)… i just want to say one thing: where’s riley?!????
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